I wish they would just invent a magic pill that made you look AND feel attractive already.
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Reblog this if I can vent to you. Like completely skip all the awkwardness and just start talking to you.
DYING right now. My roommate is texting me as he’s trying to figure out if our neighbors are hot.
- me: you're really funny
- me: thanks
Seems like a lot of people are getting free beats by dre headphones.
I’ve never understood why people call Tech Week in the theatre “Hell Week.” Yes, it’s full of unexpected problems and yes it’s stressful, but in my mind, I would much rather do that than do anything else as a profession. I can’t imagine what it’s like trying to find a cure for cancer or doing someone’s taxes every day. Those jobs entirely sound like Hell to me. In the theatre we get to solve problems in order to produce beautiful art… in one week! I see it as more of an exciting part of the process to see how well we’ve planned and prepared. A test. I actually enjoy tech week, even if it does get stressful. I know that in the end I will be happy with the outcome.