September 2012
thats-not-a-toilet:
nightsammy:
i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election
i’m british and i’m terrified.
i’m greek and i’m terrified
i’m brazilian and i’m terrified
i’m german and i’m terrified
i’m polish and i’m terrified
i’m portuguese and i’m terrified
im from outer space and i’m terrified
i’m australian and i’m terrified
i’m norwegian and...
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My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...
Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
Aunt: Who's getting married then?
Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
Cousin: Why not?
Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
Cousin: Says who?!
Aunt: Says God!
Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan...
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reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
August 2012
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“Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.”
– Bill Nye (via blua)
