thats-not-a-toilet: nightsammy: i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election i’m british and i’m terrified. i’m greek and i’m terrified i’m brazilian and i’m terrified i’m german and i’m terrified i’m polish and i’m terrified i’m portuguese and i’m terrified im from outer space and i’m terrified i’m australian and i’m terrified i’m norwegian and...
My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...
Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
Aunt: Who's getting married then?
Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
Cousin: Why not?
Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
Cousin: Says who?!
Aunt: Says God!
Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan...
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